Someone in yesterday's workshop approached me and said that one of her gay trainees claimed to have seen a "spirit" following her, and that the gay trainee performed some mumbo-jumbo to "entrap" the spirit inside her ring.

She showed me the ring, and I showed her that the gay trainee was merely a delusional practitioner of "magic".

You cannot "entrap" a spirit in a cheap, fancy ring, especially one that you bought in Divisoria. Spirits will voluntarily reside only in precious and semi-precious stones.